Want to know the secret to banging a girl you met online on the first date? Dress nice, be friendly, smell good, take her somewhere fun, and keep the conversation interesting. Seriously, that’s all you have to do. The girl you’re meeting has already decided she wants your cock. You just have to make sure you don’t give her a reason to change her mind.
Unfortunately, for many guys, they tend to do stupid shit to convince their date to NOT give it up. This simply amazes me. They show up, act like a complete dipshit and then wonder why their lady friend ditched them. The biggest mistake guys make is to act completely different from the way they did online. She was digging your act online, so you better be that same guy offline.
Another common screw-up guys make is to have poor fashion sense. I don’t consider myself a fashion expert, but I know what looks good on me and what does not. If you don’t have a clue as to what looks good on you, try asking someone for their opinion before going out. The mistake made isn’t always wearing a crappy outfit. Sometimes the mistake is wearing a nice outfit that just doesn’t fit your personality. But the most common way to screw things up with your date is to annoy her with your lame or ignorant conversation…
Three Conversation Topics That Will Have You Going Home Alone To Masturbate
Religion: You’re a proud Christian. That’s awesome. She doesn’t give a damn, even if she shares your beliefs. Never bring religion into the discussion. Don’t try to argue with her about her religious beliefs. Don’t try to force your religion on her. Don’t even mention the “R” word.
Politics: Does it really matter to you if she voted for Obama or McCain in 2008? Even if you’re a hardcore Conservative and she’s a hardcore Liberal, it shouldn’t affect your decision to sleep with her. However, if you do come from opposite ends of the political spectrum, she might not want to hangout with you. Religion and politics are touchy subjects that have no business being a part of conversation on a first date. Or any other time, for that matter. This is sex, not CNN.
The weather and other boring topics: A guy that doesn’t know what to talk to a woman about always brings up the weather. “Man, I can’t believe this heat wave we’re having”. Here’s a piece of advice – if you’re going to start talking about the weather, just get up out of your seat and go home to jerk off. No guy has ever been laid because he entertained a girl by talking about the weather, his annoying boss, and other boring subjects.